Lucky strike for Democracy

On a recent visit to Georgia, a grenade was thrown in the general vicinity of President Bush.

"This hand grenade appears to be a live device that simply failed to function due to a light strike on the blasting cap induced by a slow deployment of the spoon activation device," said the statement.

While I wouldn't label this as an assassination attempt, I would call it God preserving his own...

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