Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Commedy for the Day

I was feeling a bit blue - so here are my 3 favorite jokes: (answers are at the bottom of the post)

What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?

What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?

What does George Bush (or John Roberts) think of Roe v. Wade?


Yeah - I hope these brighten up your day. These jokes never get old (at least for me, though my wife might disagree.)

1. Jews (juice)
2. Ellephino (hell-if-I-know)
3. He doesn't care how they get out of New Orleans!

3 Comments:

Blogger Richard said...

Dental insurance is the biggest underwriting scam there is. Don't buy it. And furthermore, don't use my friend's blog to peddle your wares. Delete Bob! Delete!

R~

September 24, 2005 11:29 AM  
Blogger Brian Murnion said...

I hope you're feeling better. I won't be at church tomorrow. It sucks profoundly!

September 24, 2005 6:48 PM  
Blogger RMBIV said...

Its a bummer on those adds... I think that it is an "add bot" that auto-posts adds on blogs. They always post on the top post - and are usually the first post in the list... and usually "anonymous". I may end up making it so "anonymous" people can't post... we'll see.

September 25, 2005 6:54 AM  

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