Commedy for the Day
I was feeling a bit blue - so here are my 3 favorite jokes: (answers are at the bottom of the post)
What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?
What does George Bush (or John Roberts) think of Roe v. Wade?
Yeah - I hope these brighten up your day. These jokes never get old (at least for me, though my wife might disagree.)
1. Jews (juice)
2. Ellephino (hell-if-I-know)
3. He doesn't care how they get out of New Orleans!
What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?
What does George Bush (or John Roberts) think of Roe v. Wade?
Yeah - I hope these brighten up your day. These jokes never get old (at least for me, though my wife might disagree.)
1. Jews (juice)
2. Ellephino (hell-if-I-know)
3. He doesn't care how they get out of New Orleans!
3 Comments:
Dental insurance is the biggest underwriting scam there is. Don't buy it. And furthermore, don't use my friend's blog to peddle your wares. Delete Bob! Delete!
R~
I hope you're feeling better. I won't be at church tomorrow. It sucks profoundly!
Its a bummer on those adds... I think that it is an "add bot" that auto-posts adds on blogs. They always post on the top post - and are usually the first post in the list... and usually "anonymous". I may end up making it so "anonymous" people can't post... we'll see.
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